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D.A.R.E. Dogs Are Really Expensive – Funny Dog Vinyl Sticker

D.A.R.E. Dogs Are Really Expensive – Funny Dog Vinyl Sticker

Regular price $5.99 USD
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A hilarious twist on a nostalgic classic! This D.A.R.E. Dogs Are Really Expensive sticker is a must-have for any dog parent with a sense of humor (and an empty wallet thanks to their fur baby). Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, car, or notebook, it’s a fun way to share the trials and tribulations of being a dog owner.

Made from high-quality vinyl, this sticker is waterproof, UV-protected, scratch-resistant, and dishwasher safe—designed to last as long as your dog's next vet bill.

Two Sizes Available

  • Small: Approx. 3" x 2"Perfect for water bottles, laptops, and notebooks
  • Large: Approx. 6" x 3"Great for cars, windows, and larger surfaces

Materials & Quality

• Premium adventure-grade webbing that won’t fade or fray

• Built to handle strong pullers — no snaps, no panic, no lost tags

• Rust-proof stainless-steel hardware that’s made to last

• Lifetime warranty, because we don’t BS about quality

Care & Cleaning

• Easy to wash — rinse, wipe, or gentle machine cycle

• Even white stays bright after muddy walks

• Dries fast and doesn’t trap odor

• Lay flat to dry for best results

Shipping & Returns

• Free shipping on all bundle orders

• Ships within 3–5 business days

• Returns accepted within 14 days for unworn items

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